1. When people honk their car horns, and it is NOT an emergency. It scares the crap out of me.
2. When people spell LOSE with two O's. (Loose). OMG! Come ON! (I may have mentioned this before, but it REALLY bugs me.)
3. People who do not have a sense of humor.
4. Cutesy home decor. Like cartoon stitchery angels and shit. GAG ME.
5. Too much clutter on your work desk that is not work related. We all have some, I'm talking ridiculous amounts here.
6. When people put their kids on the phone. I do not wish to have a conversation with a toddler, thank you. Put your dog on the phone instead, it will be more intellectual for me.
7. People who think their kids are too cute to be annoying. YOU ARE WRONG.
8. Tailgaters. I will slam on my brakes, don't do it.
9. People at Costco who will not MOVE OUT OF MY WAY when I say excuse me.
10. People who hum.
11. People who don't like dogs.
12. When people stand too close to me. Get out of my personal space.
13. When people don't stand by their word.
14. When you tell someone to shut up at the movie theatre, then they have an attitude with you. OH PLEASE COME OVER HERE AND LET ME SMACK THE CRAP OUT OF YOU.
15. Reality shows. (Sorry, everyone)
16. Packaged things that are too hard to open.
If you do any of these things, it doesn't mean I hate you, I'm sure I annoy plenty of people. Get over yourself.
Easy there. Don't loose control. I do agree with most of that. Costco shoppers are the worst. People loose their minds once they get through the door. And opening DVDs? Gee-sus. What is with all the security tape? I always loose my mind trying to unpackage them.
ReplyDeletehaha. you are funny. not.
ReplyDeleteNot? Wow, is this 1989??
ReplyDeleteI don't even know how to respond to that. I am just going to flip off my computer screen dramatically, mmmkay?
ReplyDeleteI win...you loose
ReplyDeletePeople that hum bug the crap out of me, too.
ReplyDeleteMy kid is gonna be the shit thank you very much. 8)
ReplyDeleteI totally agree about most of those things, but my kids really are the shit so I'm not sure what you mean by that. Reality shows? Most of them suck. I like Overhaulin' and Miami Ink, but the ones where they're trying to win money or get married? They make me loose my faith in humanity with all the backstabbing.
ReplyDeleteLOL I agree with every one of those. Especially the kids! OMG! I hate when you get a kid running round the supermarket banging into everyone and screaming, and the mum like catches your eye and smiles proudly as if to say, "ahhh, isn't he darling". I usually reply with my scariest scowl, in an attempt to convey "No. He's a fucking annoying little shitbag".
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