Today I saw a dead rat in front of a sandwich shop. I ate there anyway.
Today I am recovering from what I perceive as an exploded tumor in my head. Yesterday I had the worst migraine EVER. It sucked. No more tumors, please.
Today there are officially one hundred billion things on my 'want' list, and I officially have no money and a ruined credit report. SHIT.
Today I wanted to jump rope, but I am too afraid of my tumor coming back.
Today I am having an acne breakout on my chest, and I only own scoop-necks, V-necks, and general shirts that make non-boobie-having-asses jealous. Awesome.
It's not a tuma!
ReplyDeleteHey now, I'm totally one of those non-boobie having asses. In my case I must mock the non-ass having boobs.
Hang in there. It can't get any worse. ;)
ReplyDelete*HUGS*