Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Angry CrazyDogMama

So, what the hell is this new trend (that makes me want to chain them up and throw them in my crawlspace) where older kids come to my door on Halloween wanting candy WITHOUT A FUCKING COSTUME ON? They don't even say "Trick or Treat"! People are saying that if you don't comply (give them candy anyways) then your house or car will get vandalized, or some such shit. REALLY? BRING IT. I'm going to stay up on my roof all night with a pellet gun and pick off the first motherfucker who comes near my house.
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1 comment:

  1. Anonymous7:26 AM

    That's usually what happens in our neighborhood, but the actually all seemed to dress up this year. Like a Clockwork Orange.

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