I stole this idea.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"Or try multigrain, oat and bran, rye, or whole wheat breads." This is from my lunch-time purchase of The South Beach Diet Cookbook. I'm getting sick of my Eating for Life Cookbook. Is it OK to drink a mocha Frappuccino while glancing through a diet cookbook?
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
My other purchase of "Burt's Bees Body Lotion". It smells just like the coconut oil I used to wear to the beach. MMMMMM.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The news. Boooooring.
4. WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is.
2:45 pm.
5. Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?
2:49 pm. I am at work, whadya expect?
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Machinery. I work at a manufacturing plant.
7. When did you last step outside? what were you doing?
Lunchtime. I went to the bookstore, the bank, got a Frappuccino and bought a bra. What do YOU do on your lunch break?
8. Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
I was catching up on my favorite bloggers.
9. What are you wearing?
A rusty orange colored V-neck cotton shirt, black slacks and black leather shoes.
10. Did you dream last night?
Yes, I remembered it when I woke up, but I can't remember now. They have been quite interesting lately - I should write them down.
11. When did you last laugh?
When my husband called me on my lunch break. I was at the drive-thru at the bank, and I had just put on my new Burt's Bees hand lotion. I was making a deposit. I told my husband to hold on while I sent it through. The teller was chatty and asked me if I had just been tanning because she could smell coconuts. I exclaimed "Oh my God - you can smell my hand lotion through those tube thingees? She busted up laughing and so did my husband. She said "No, I can smell it on your checks." My husband said to me: "I love you. You make me laugh." I realized what a bonehead I sounded like and started laughing and couldn't stop.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A clock. A calendar. An inspirational picture. My office sucks.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
I see something weird about every 10 minutes. The last thing I saw was someone washing a plastic fork in the kitchen sink. Aren't you supposed to throw those things away?
14. Last movie you saw?
10.5. Lame. But I do love disaster movies. Can't wait for "The Day After Tomorrow".
15. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
A completely restored black 1967 RS SS Camaro. No, actually, FIRST I'd probably buy some Ibuprofen from the bump I got on my head from falling over from shock.
16. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
I can barf on queue. Talented, aren't I?
17. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
That question makes my brain hurt. I don't freakin' know.
18. Do you like to dance?
Yes, but not in public. I like to dance naked in front of the dogs. They seem to enjoy it.
19. George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or someone who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?
I don't 100% agree with everything he has done, but generally, I am a supporter. It is a good thing I am not President because I would have just nuked Iraq. I went to an AC/DC concert back in 91' - and they were selling "Fuck Iraq" t-shirts. I should have bought one.
20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
A total accident. I would name her either Ellie (short for Elsie which was my grandma's name) or Riley.
21. Same question for a boy
Wyatt. That was my maiden name.
22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes. But I like America, so I wouldn't stay there long.
