Wednesday, October 10, 2007

What have I been up to?

I've been smashing my fucking thumb, that's what. We have these big, heavy filing cabinets at work that you have to throw your body weight into to close. When I rammed my shoulder into the top drawer like a football player practicing on those big heavy bags, I forgot the tiny detail that was my thumb in the way. OMFG. I must of jumped up and down shaking my hand like a crazy freak for 10 minutes shouting some very colorful sentences. It went something like this:

"FUCK FUCK FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT SON OF A MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!!!" and so on and so forth.

Anyway, I almost passed out because the pain was unbelievable. I fractured my wrist once and it didn't hurt this bad. Let me tell you how much you use your right thumb. A LOT. I bump it on something every 4 seconds or so and yelp like a banshee. Oh, by the way, bump= lightly brush up against. It is all purple and black - and the picture doesn't even come close to showing the mess that is my cuticle. OUCH, people, OUCH. Do not try this at home.

10 comments:

Big Pissy said...

Ewwwwwww!!!!!!!

I don't even want to imagine how much that hurt! :(

Ice it!

broke and angry said...

ouch!

Hole said...

I'm not hating, I'm just lazy...due, that sounds hella hella painful....and your "colorful" sentences probably didn't even do it justice.

Ann(ie) said...

ow ow ow ow owie!!!

=(

Totally something I'd do.

LOVE me that sentence. I will be stealing it. Just FYI.

Chris H said...

Oh yes!!! That would hurt like hell!!!! Ya poor bugger.

Anonymous said...

oh god yes blood under a nail hurts like a mo' fo.... the pressure of it all. i've seen where people had to get a little hole drilled in their nail before to let it out, it hurt so bad. but don't try THAT at home. haha ~nichole

smartypantz32 said...

Oh man, ouch!

Just how loud did you yell and is the office used to your colorful language?

Crazydogmama said...

everyone at work felt sorry for me, so the colorful language was overlooked. I'm sure no one was surprised, though. ;-D

Hole said...

you've been smashing your thumb for an awfully long time due.

Anonymous said...

yo..i can't believe the comment i wrote about your thumb..talk about fate? ~nichole