Thursday, March 08, 2007

These are the lies...

#2 - I never had to draw my gun as a cop.
#6 - I started smoking when I was 19, not 17.
#8 - I've only driven up to 90mph.
#10 - I've only been in one fight. It was with a girl named Shara in Jr. High. I kicked her ass.

I guess the skydiving thing is kinda iffy. My knees are shot and I'm too fat, but I guess if I were totally fit and trim and someone else paid for it, I MIGHT, and I say MIGHT do it again. Probably not, though, I'm getting old. My hay-day is over, I'm afraid. It was great fun, though, when I did it, and I have some amazing pics. I jumped 7 times.

4 comments:

B & A said...

I am calling shenanigans on #8. Everyone has driven over 100! I've seen the way you drive, well, heard maybe...

Colleen said...

I take great pride in saying I have driven 125mph (or even better, 201 km/h) without getting a ticket.

You've really only driven 90? Well, I've never jumped out of a plane, so you're still cooler.

yerdoingitwrong said...

ugh. I shoulda known the age you started smoking!!!! stupid stupid me.

Jenny said...

You're braver than me.