Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Undecided

I am really having a dilemma on whether or not I will give out the two HUGE bags of candy I got from Costco tonight to those damn punk teenage kids who DON'T EVEN DRESS UP any more - they just come to the house, ring the doorbell 50 times in a row - make the dogs nuts - and then stand there with their pants hanging down to their knees saying "Trick or Treat dude". I don't know if I can take it. I think I will just eat all the candy myself and risk the vandalism. Fuck 'em. Get a job. The only thing I will miss are the really cute 2 year-olds in the lion and dinosaur costumes. I'm not a kid person, but damn they are cute. I remember last year when my husband was dressed as Leatherface with blood all over him, and this cute little tiny girl was smiling at him and wanted to touch his deformed face. I melted. All the other ones cried and screamed, but I wanted to adopt that little angel!!

Louie is also quite fixated on the candy. I will not let him have any because as you know chocolate is poison to dogs, but that little fuz-butt follows me around, tries to lick the chocolate off of my lips and climbs up onto the coffee table to steal the candy wrappers and run with them into his crate for safe keeping. Ahhh, Halloween.

2 comments:

H.Hole said...

I am so fortunate to live in the crappiest yet secure entry apartments in Bellevue with no children. They are all one bedroom apartments so kids around there are rare and its not like we'll get anyone trying to buzz in to trick or treat, so I will be blessed with silence! Woohoo for me!

yerdoingitwrong said...

We did not get ONE trick or treater. Guess I'll have to polish off the whole bowl of caramel twix. 8) Poor me.