Today I saw a dead rat in front of a sandwich shop. I ate there anyway.
Today I am recovering from what I perceive as an exploded tumor in my head. Yesterday I had the worst migraine EVER. It sucked. No more tumors, please.
Today there are officially one hundred billion things on my 'want' list, and I officially have no money and a ruined credit report. SHIT.
Today I wanted to jump rope, but I am too afraid of my tumor coming back.
Today I am having an acne breakout on my chest, and I only own scoop-necks, V-necks and shirts that scream out "HERE ARE MY BOOBIES, WEEP YOU NON-BOOBY-HAVING- ASSES!"