Saturday, November 22, 2008

Cheryl Sandwich

The "Cheryl" Sandwich: (How I got Jim to marry me.) Fresh warm French bread loaf, deli style roasted chipotle sauce, Inglehoffer creamy horseradish, Alouette garlic and herb havarti cheese spread, green pepper, pepperoncini, tomato, prime deli roast beef, peppered salami, balsamic vinegar, extra virgin olive oil, pepper jack cheese, black ground pepper, lettuce, red onion, and Emeril's Original Essence.

This huge sandwich is great for potlucks and picnics, or you can slice it up and get several meals out it. This is what I did tonight, splitting it into 3 parts. For dessert? The best spiked eggnog on the planet! It has rum, brandy and blended whiskey already in it! Then I brewed myself a nice cup of "Coffee Bean Holiday Blend". I got a new single cup making coffee pot today, too. Love it! Bon Appetit!

Sweater Weather

Back to sweater weather, it's cold! I made it home in one piece about 4 am this morning half dead. I collapsed until 10:30 am and now I'm on the way to the grocery store. Oh, happy day.

Friday, November 21, 2008

It's all in the reflexes.

Gorgeous view of Mt. Shasta!

Now let me tell you about the late afternoon fiascos. First, I took over driving about 2 pm and promptly spilled my Pepsi all over my mom's truck. I was the antichrist for a while as she screamed bloody murder at me. Then, I bought some chipotle peanuts at the gas station and since you can't eat peanuts out of the little bag when you're driving (too difficult), my mom thought it would be a good idea to pour them into the dog's dish. THANKS MA. Those went flying everywhere as well. At that point we were laughing so hard we were crying. Note to self: Do not rub your eyes when you've been eating hot, salty peanuts. OW.

Then we almost died. Doing about 70 mph over the Siskiyou Mountain Summit, a deer pops out in front of me. I swear I'm cursed with that. That would be the 5th one, BUT I didn't hit it! Thank God no one was in the right lane and the deer stopped suddenly, or we would have been in serious trouble. Cliffs on both sides. Bye-bye.

But no, we're still here, albeit a little shaken up. It's all in the reflexes, baby.

Footloose

OMG if y'all could see us now.

My mom put in the "Footloose" CD and we are rockin' out singing and car-dancing. "Everybody cut, everybody cut, everybody cut FOOTLOOSE!"

Now we are "Holding out for a hero." LOL!

Fires

Fires & smoke, not fog. Not good.

Time to go home.

Packing up to leave. :(

My mother is running around like a maniac and it's somewhat entertaining to watch her run back and forth. I'm not really a morning person. I'm very calmly having a cup of Joe.

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Call Barbizon

OMG are you laughing your ass off yet at my attempt at sun modeling? Call Barbizon, STAT! LOL! I thought you might especially like my "Cousin It" look where my hair is totally covering my face. I almost spit my drink out through my nose when I saw those. It's fun to be silly.

Sun Modeling

Fun in the Sun

I know these are virtually the same pics I always take, but sue me, I'm having fun in the sun and the pool. It is just so pretty and serene in the back yard. I was also letting the sun soak in on my face this morning on the balcony pictured. Great way to wake up. I did my stargazing from there again last night, too. It was clear, which is amazing considering the smog and the fires. I even wished upon a star! Doubt if it will come true. Hey, that reminds me, I got the coolest fortune in a fortune cookie EVER not too long ago. It said, "In the midst of chaos, you will find love waiting for you.". Isn't that sweet? I never get cool fortunes like THAT; they are always stupid. Not that I believe in that silly crap.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Chocolate Forest

I'm a little melancholy tonight. Only one more day here, then hell drive. My interview went well, I think, it was just a screening to see if I was even qualified. I'm qualified (I hope) and they are supposed to be setting up another phone interview. I guess it is a rigorous process and they are being ultra picky. If it's meant to be, it will be. My motto these days.

I saw this store the other day The 'Chocolate Forest'. What a cool name. When I die, I would like to visit the Chocolate Forest, and I don't mean the store.

You just can't take me to Costco.

OK, it's a little early, but Santa will be able to do all his shopping for me at Costco this year. Although I don't know if I've been a good enough girl for that. LOL.

I found an external hard drive (must back up my digital photos), some great cookbooks (Ina Garten, Giada, and 400 Sauces), plus an IL Divo CD. They are an Italian band that is unique and fun. I like Andrea Bocelli, too. I should live in Italy. I love Italian food, Italian wine, Italian coffee/espresso, Italian music, and Italian makeup. The Borghese makeup I told you about that I love happens to be Italian too. There is just good stuff coming out of Italy, via Costco, I tell you!

Breakfast a la CrazyDogMama!

Making a little breakfast and getting it on the Crackberry! Eggs, hashbrowns, sausage, toast and coffee. Disney builds an appetite! Wish me luck, I have that phone interview this morning. Aahh!

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Disneyland!

Well, I couldn't get my mom on Space Mt. or Thunder Mt., but I did get her on the Indiana Jones ride. Cathy rode the other thrill rides with me, plus she is the one who got us in for free! BLESS HER! My feet hurt and I couldn't find a bench, so said fuck it and sat on the ground. Where there's a will. They have just started putting out the Christmas decorations, and I caught the tree going up.

I'm pooped. Thank you, God, for the tram back to the parking lot. I wouldn't have made it.

California Adventure!

Screamin' Coaster! My favorite there at California Adventure. A beautiful and perfect day.

Love me some Disney.

On the way to Disney!

Feeling Pretty

I feel pretty today, crow's feet, wrinkles and all! Don't know why, but I'm gonna roll with it! I think it's because I've lost a total of 40 pounds so far! Way to go ME! :-)

The Green Bean

Here I am waiting in line at the "Coffee Bean"! (Also known as the "Green Bean", as my mom calls it, LOL.)

It's girls' day out! My mom, her friend Cathy and I are going to have some fun today, and you will definitely want to check in often because I'm in a crazy, wacky good mood! (Write it down.)

Not anywhere close to where I thought I'd be.

Went to bed entirely too early, now I'm up entirely too early. I am laying here taking in my life. Do you ever do that? I'm not anywhere close to where I thought I'd be. In some respects, I think that's good.

Today could get very interesting.

Monday, November 17, 2008

The Crazy Gene

So after sunbathing, we decided to go to Costco and dinner. It was a funny evening. My craziness is genetic.

OK, first, I will tell you about the Costco parking lot ordeal where my maturity shines. My mom and I got 'mocha freezes' at Costco, and because they were so darn tasty, I decided to take a picture of them. (So, unlike me.) Now I've told you before that my mom will NOT let me put her picture on the internet, but I argued with her about this one because it was just her hand. She protested, but finally agreed as long as she could see the picture first. (Rolling my eyes at this point.) She said OK but commented that her thumb looked like a penis. I shit you not. Anyway, I responded with, "PENIS? Really, mom?", and apparently, I said it too loud, and my mother shushed me. I said, "OH MY GOD", then rolled down my window and said "PENIS, PENIS, PENIS" out the window exclaiming that no one cares. A guy loading up his truck did look at me at that point, though. OOPS. *Blush* I looked over at my mom and she had her hands on her head, and her head on the steering wheel. LOL. I have no shame. I did get even with her, though, for telling me to, "Go ahead and buy the anti-wrinkle serum because you are 37 now." HA. That'll teach her.

On a different note, I am in LOVE with Costco's Kirkland Signature Borghese makeup and beauty line. I've always been an Estee Lauder fan, but the prices are just getting so ridiculous on that stuff. On a whim, I tried the Borghese foundation and blusher and just thought it was awesome. It is a mineral based makeup, and my skin loves it. It is a third of the price, too! Woohoo! YES, I am now anti-wrinkle cream girl. You know, because I've hit old age now at 37. Sigh.

We got my favorite pizza in all the world for dinner (Biagio's!) and afterwards my mom and I played cards. Now she is pooping out on me, but the night is so young and I'm getting that restless feeling again. Son of beech, sheet! Maybe I'll get in the stupid freezing pool to mellow myself out.

Cheers!

A nice afternoon beer in the backyard by the pool with mom.