Feeling Pretty

I feel pretty today, crow's feet, wrinkles and all! Don't know why, but I'm gonna roll with it! I think it's because I've lost a total of 40 pounds so far! Way to go ME! :-)

The Green Bean

Here I am waiting in line at the "Coffee Bean"! (Also known as the "Green Bean", as my mom calls it, LOL.)

It's girls' day out! My mom, her friend Cathy and I are going to have some fun today, and you will definitely want to check in often because I'm in a crazy, wacky good mood! (Write it down.)

Not anywhere close to where I thought I'd be.

Went to bed entirely too early, now I'm up entirely too early. I am laying here taking in my life. Do you ever do that? I'm not anywhere close to where I thought I'd be. In some respects, I think that's good.

Today could get very interesting.

The Crazy Gene

So after sunbathing, we decided to go to Costco and dinner. It was a funny evening. My craziness is genetic.

OK, first, I will tell you about the Costco parking lot ordeal where my maturity shines. My mom and I got 'mocha freezes' at Costco, and because they were so darn tasty, I decided to take a picture of them. (So, unlike me.) Now I've told you before that my mom will NOT let me put her picture on the internet, but I argued with her about this one because it was just her hand. She protested, but finally agreed as long as she could see the picture first. (Rolling my eyes at this point.) She said OK but commented that her thumb looked like a penis. I shit you not. Anyway, I responded with, "PENIS? Really, mom?", and apparently, I said it too loud, and my mother shushed me. I said, "OH MY GOD", then rolled down my window and said "PENIS, PENIS, PENIS" out the window exclaiming that no one cares. A guy loading up his truck did look at me at that point, though. OOPS. *Blush* I looked over at my mom and she had her hands on her head, and her head on the steering wheel. LOL. I have no shame. I did get even with her, though, for telling me to, "Go ahead and buy the anti-wrinkle serum because you are 37 now." HA. That'll teach her.

On a different note, I am in LOVE with Costco's Kirkland Signature Borghese makeup and beauty line. I've always been an Estee Lauder fan, but the prices are just getting so ridiculous on that stuff. On a whim, I tried the Borghese foundation and blusher and just thought it was awesome. It is a mineral based makeup, and my skin loves it. It is a third of the price, too! Woohoo! YES, I am now anti-wrinkle cream girl. You know, because I've hit old age now at 37. Sigh.

We got my favorite pizza in all the world for dinner (Biagio's!) and afterwards my mom and I played cards. Now she is pooping out on me, but the night is so young and I'm getting that restless feeling again. Son of beech, sheet! Maybe I'll get in the stupid freezing pool to mellow myself out.

Cheers!

A nice afternoon beer in the backyard by the pool with mom.

Chipmunk Cheeks

Just-get-out-of-bed hair and no makeup for maximum tanning. I look like a homeless person, though. My chipmunk cheeks are getting burned. Maybe that will help get rid of the acne. Gah.

In other news, the pool is FREEZING! YIKES! I got in a little, anyway. My mom just shakes her head. People get used to my crazy.

Good Morning, Blogosphere!

I'm just sitting here having my coffee and balancing my checkbook waiting for the sun to hit the sun deck. The pool guys just cleaned the pool for me (bless them), and I'm looking forward to soaking in some rays soon.

I received a very interesting email yesterday from another job, and this one actually sounds really good. I have a phone interview on Wednesday. It is a huge company that is working to cure cancer. I know I have a job lined up, but I'm keeping all of my options open in my life right now.

Having a good time here, stay tuned! Same bat time, same bat channel! :-)

Belated Birthday Dinner

Before I left for California, I had the pleasure of being taken out for my favorite fajitas (I swear they have an addictive chemical in them!), and then tonight I got to go out again! I feel so loved.

I had a glass of wine while getting ready with all my new makeup. That way when I looked in the mirror I could say "Yep! I look great! Let's go!"

We went to the "Black Angus", and as you can see from the pictures, this is the reason I am not a slight woman. I ate it ALL except for a few bites of cake that I took home. God, I love to eat! The second-best pleasure in life. Ha.

This morning at the beach we walked around to all the little shops (I could have spent a fortune), and we ate at a little French bistro. I had "Cajun" eggs benedict (YUM) and my mom had a Monte Cristo. We both had a glass of champagne. So nice. I am certainly eating well, aren't I?

I'm having such a great time, and I think my mom is too. She is in as much need of a good time as I am, and I'm glad we can share it together right now. I know I will look back on this time fondly.

In the Car

Riding in the car, enjoying the scenery and the sunshine. I feel happy and carefree today! It's about time, right? Yes, I'm stressed about my work situation, but I really need to enjoy the time off right now because who knows what will befall me when I start working again. Let the good times roll!

Laguna Beach

After morning coffee, my mom suggested going to Laguna Beach for the day! Hot damn! I love that woman. LOL.

Laguna is the best beach around here, in my opinion, with its beautiful cliffs and artsy shopping.

View from the bed.

Look at that sunshine! My mom's dog (Molly) apparently decided to sleep with me, aww. Today's agenda: Lay in the sun, swim, order my favorite pizza and LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT.

On the Plane

Getting ready for takeoff! Whee! I know, I'm weird.

At the Airport

Well, here I am at the airport. These places don't do good things for my anxiety. Right now, I'm chugging down a double rum and coke in the airport sports bar by myself. That should help. Taking pictures of myself while doing said task must seem weird to others, but documenting my life play-by-play online seems to be my new normal. (Sad, right?) I'm sort of smiling in one of the pictures, that should make some of you happy. I'm excited. I like trips. I just caught a glimpse of the news and the wildfires in California look bad. My mom said the ash looks like snow. Neat. Time to board! More later.

Emotional Sap

I'm a huge emotional sap in my old age. After I left the mall last night, my friend from work called me and told me she missed me already and that a couple people fell apart after I left. It made me feel so good that I will be missed. It was an incredible place to work with some very talented and great people. I started balling in the car on my way home.

Today will be filled with packing. I leave on a late flight tonight. California, here I come!

Mall Hell

I spent my gift certificate rather quickly. It wasn't difficult.

Buying stuff helps the sadness. Here is my new bag of beauty products and an iced mocha (of course). Don't you say a word, Nichole.

Oh, and by the way HOLE, I just bought some sexy damn underwear, and you can thank your lucky stars I'm not sitting here taking a picture of each one. I should. I haven't bought an undergarment with lace on it for a long-ass time. I'm proud of myself.

Farewell Lunch

Wow, I just had a great last lunch with a dear co-worker. We got really personal, and I shared some things almost no one knows. It felt good to talk to someone about them! She shared too and this makes it even harder to leave, unfortunately, but I know now that we'll keep in touch. She had some great advice, too. I am going to miss her.

Traffic Fun

Traffic is fun, I love it. No smiling right now. So many roads are closed this morning due to the flooding, and it is causing a nightmare commute. Bah. I'm going shopping today after my last day of work. That might make me smile. Although I HATE malls, I DO have a $100 gift certificate to spend!

Frowny McGrumpy

I've been asked to post a picture of me smiling. Apparently, I'm Frowny McGrumpy. I guess I've been in a poopy mood for a decade or so, sorry. Things aren't THAT terrible I suppose, I'm just sad a lot, and restless, and anxious, and well, you get the point. It's been a while since I felt smiley.

My last day at work tomorrow will no doubt be emotional. Some people there are really close friends of mine. I am going to feel very lonely until I can make some friends at the new job. I'm a little shy when I start a new job, and since I'm a temporary contract this time, who knows if anyone will want to bother making friends with me.

I'll try to take a picture of me smiling, OK? Gimme something to smile about internet people.

The Flooding Continues

That is not a lake, it is a farm field. Nice, huh? The flooding is insane right now. I'm constantly worried the bridge will be flooded out by house, and I won't be able to get home.

I want my coffee.

Here is my grumpy face waiting in line for coffee. I'm late for work because of the flooding. Oh well. My second to last day, then off to California! I don't have to start my new job until December, so that will be nice too. It will be a much-needed break.

Oh, and for those asking, no, I didn't do anything exciting for my birthday last night. I came home early, watched TV, ate a steak and went to bed. Thrilling, huh?