You just can't take me to Costco.

OK, it's a little early, but Santa will be able to do all his shopping for me at Costco this year. Although I don't know if I've been a good enough girl for that. LOL.

I found an external hard drive (must back up my digital photos), some great cookbooks (Ina Garten, Giada, and 400 Sauces), plus an IL Divo CD. They are an Italian band that is unique and fun. I like Andrea Bocelli, too. I should live in Italy. I love Italian food, Italian wine, Italian coffee/espresso, Italian music, and Italian makeup. The Borghese makeup I told you about that I love happens to be Italian too. There is just good stuff coming out of Italy, via Costco, I tell you!

Breakfast a la CrazyDogMama!

Making a little breakfast and getting it on the Crackberry! Eggs, hashbrowns, sausage, toast and coffee. Disney builds an appetite! Wish me luck, I have that phone interview this morning. Aahh!

Disneyland!

Well, I couldn't get my mom on Space Mt. or Thunder Mt., but I did get her on the Indiana Jones ride. Cathy rode the other thrill rides with me, plus she is the one who got us in for free! BLESS HER! My feet hurt and I couldn't find a bench, so said fuck it and sat on the ground. Where there's a will. They have just started putting out the Christmas decorations, and I caught the tree going up.

I'm pooped. Thank you, God, for the tram back to the parking lot. I wouldn't have made it.

California Adventure!

Screamin' Coaster! My favorite there at California Adventure. A beautiful and perfect day.

Love me some Disney.

On the way to Disney!

Feeling Pretty

I feel pretty today, crow's feet, wrinkles and all! Don't know why, but I'm gonna roll with it! I think it's because I've lost a total of 40 pounds so far! Way to go ME! :-)

The Green Bean

Here I am waiting in line at the "Coffee Bean"! (Also known as the "Green Bean", as my mom calls it, LOL.)

It's girls' day out! My mom, her friend Cathy and I are going to have some fun today, and you will definitely want to check in often because I'm in a crazy, wacky good mood! (Write it down.)

Not anywhere close to where I thought I'd be.

Went to bed entirely too early, now I'm up entirely too early. I am laying here taking in my life. Do you ever do that? I'm not anywhere close to where I thought I'd be. In some respects, I think that's good.

Today could get very interesting.

The Crazy Gene

So after sunbathing, we decided to go to Costco and dinner. It was a funny evening. My craziness is genetic.

OK, first, I will tell you about the Costco parking lot ordeal where my maturity shines. My mom and I got 'mocha freezes' at Costco, and because they were so darn tasty, I decided to take a picture of them. (So, unlike me.) Now I've told you before that my mom will NOT let me put her picture on the internet, but I argued with her about this one because it was just her hand. She protested, but finally agreed as long as she could see the picture first. (Rolling my eyes at this point.) She said OK but commented that her thumb looked like a penis. I shit you not. Anyway, I responded with, "PENIS? Really, mom?", and apparently, I said it too loud, and my mother shushed me. I said, "OH MY GOD", then rolled down my window and said "PENIS, PENIS, PENIS" out the window exclaiming that no one cares. A guy loading up his truck did look at me at that point, though. OOPS. *Blush* I looked over at my mom and she had her hands on her head, and her head on the steering wheel. LOL. I have no shame. I did get even with her, though, for telling me to, "Go ahead and buy the anti-wrinkle serum because you are 37 now." HA. That'll teach her.

On a different note, I am in LOVE with Costco's Kirkland Signature Borghese makeup and beauty line. I've always been an Estee Lauder fan, but the prices are just getting so ridiculous on that stuff. On a whim, I tried the Borghese foundation and blusher and just thought it was awesome. It is a mineral based makeup, and my skin loves it. It is a third of the price, too! Woohoo! YES, I am now anti-wrinkle cream girl. You know, because I've hit old age now at 37. Sigh.

We got my favorite pizza in all the world for dinner (Biagio's!) and afterwards my mom and I played cards. Now she is pooping out on me, but the night is so young and I'm getting that restless feeling again. Son of beech, sheet! Maybe I'll get in the stupid freezing pool to mellow myself out.

Cheers!

A nice afternoon beer in the backyard by the pool with mom.

Chipmunk Cheeks

Just-get-out-of-bed hair and no makeup for maximum tanning. I look like a homeless person, though. My chipmunk cheeks are getting burned. Maybe that will help get rid of the acne. Gah.

In other news, the pool is FREEZING! YIKES! I got in a little, anyway. My mom just shakes her head. People get used to my crazy.

Good Morning, Blogosphere!

I'm just sitting here having my coffee and balancing my checkbook waiting for the sun to hit the sun deck. The pool guys just cleaned the pool for me (bless them), and I'm looking forward to soaking in some rays soon.

I received a very interesting email yesterday from another job, and this one actually sounds really good. I have a phone interview on Wednesday. It is a huge company that is working to cure cancer. I know I have a job lined up, but I'm keeping all of my options open in my life right now.

Having a good time here, stay tuned! Same bat time, same bat channel! :-)

Belated Birthday Dinner

Before I left for California, I had the pleasure of being taken out for my favorite fajitas (I swear they have an addictive chemical in them!), and then tonight I got to go out again! I feel so loved.

I had a glass of wine while getting ready with all my new makeup. That way when I looked in the mirror I could say "Yep! I look great! Let's go!"

We went to the "Black Angus", and as you can see from the pictures, this is the reason I am not a slight woman. I ate it ALL except for a few bites of cake that I took home. God, I love to eat! The second-best pleasure in life. Ha.

This morning at the beach we walked around to all the little shops (I could have spent a fortune), and we ate at a little French bistro. I had "Cajun" eggs benedict (YUM) and my mom had a Monte Cristo. We both had a glass of champagne. So nice. I am certainly eating well, aren't I?

I'm having such a great time, and I think my mom is too. She is in as much need of a good time as I am, and I'm glad we can share it together right now. I know I will look back on this time fondly.

In the Car

Riding in the car, enjoying the scenery and the sunshine. I feel happy and carefree today! It's about time, right? Yes, I'm stressed about my work situation, but I really need to enjoy the time off right now because who knows what will befall me when I start working again. Let the good times roll!

Laguna Beach

After morning coffee, my mom suggested going to Laguna Beach for the day! Hot damn! I love that woman. LOL.

Laguna is the best beach around here, in my opinion, with its beautiful cliffs and artsy shopping.

View from the bed.

Look at that sunshine! My mom's dog (Molly) apparently decided to sleep with me, aww. Today's agenda: Lay in the sun, swim, order my favorite pizza and LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF IT.

On the Plane

Getting ready for takeoff! Whee! I know, I'm weird.

At the Airport

Well, here I am at the airport. These places don't do good things for my anxiety. Right now, I'm chugging down a double rum and coke in the airport sports bar by myself. That should help. Taking pictures of myself while doing said task must seem weird to others, but documenting my life play-by-play online seems to be my new normal. (Sad, right?) I'm sort of smiling in one of the pictures, that should make some of you happy. I'm excited. I like trips. I just caught a glimpse of the news and the wildfires in California look bad. My mom said the ash looks like snow. Neat. Time to board! More later.

Emotional Sap

I'm a huge emotional sap in my old age. After I left the mall last night, my friend from work called me and told me she missed me already and that a couple people fell apart after I left. It made me feel so good that I will be missed. It was an incredible place to work with some very talented and great people. I started balling in the car on my way home.

Today will be filled with packing. I leave on a late flight tonight. California, here I come!

Mall Hell

I spent my gift certificate rather quickly. It wasn't difficult.

Buying stuff helps the sadness. Here is my new bag of beauty products and an iced mocha (of course). Don't you say a word, Nichole.

Oh, and by the way HOLE, I just bought some sexy damn underwear, and you can thank your lucky stars I'm not sitting here taking a picture of each one. I should. I haven't bought an undergarment with lace on it for a long-ass time. I'm proud of myself.

Farewell Lunch

Wow, I just had a great last lunch with a dear co-worker. We got really personal, and I shared some things almost no one knows. It felt good to talk to someone about them! She shared too and this makes it even harder to leave, unfortunately, but I know now that we'll keep in touch. She had some great advice, too. I am going to miss her.

Traffic Fun

Traffic is fun, I love it. No smiling right now. So many roads are closed this morning due to the flooding, and it is causing a nightmare commute. Bah. I'm going shopping today after my last day of work. That might make me smile. Although I HATE malls, I DO have a $100 gift certificate to spend!

Frowny McGrumpy

I've been asked to post a picture of me smiling. Apparently, I'm Frowny McGrumpy. I guess I've been in a poopy mood for a decade or so, sorry. Things aren't THAT terrible I suppose, I'm just sad a lot, and restless, and anxious, and well, you get the point. It's been a while since I felt smiley.

My last day at work tomorrow will no doubt be emotional. Some people there are really close friends of mine. I am going to feel very lonely until I can make some friends at the new job. I'm a little shy when I start a new job, and since I'm a temporary contract this time, who knows if anyone will want to bother making friends with me.

I'll try to take a picture of me smiling, OK? Gimme something to smile about internet people.

The Flooding Continues

That is not a lake, it is a farm field. Nice, huh? The flooding is insane right now. I'm constantly worried the bridge will be flooded out by house, and I won't be able to get home.

I want my coffee.

Here is my grumpy face waiting in line for coffee. I'm late for work because of the flooding. Oh well. My second to last day, then off to California! I don't have to start my new job until December, so that will be nice too. It will be a much-needed break.

Oh, and for those asking, no, I didn't do anything exciting for my birthday last night. I came home early, watched TV, ate a steak and went to bed. Thrilling, huh?

The Mrs. Butterworth Scandal

Have you noticed how Mrs. Butterworth doesn't have big boobs anymore? What the hell?

Flooding in Sultan, WA

Will I make it home?

ACK! The only road to my house is flooding. I am promptly leaving work (at the end of the audit) to see if I can make it. Shit!

Happy Birthday?

I'm kinda sad today. I know you are supposed to be happy on your birthday, but I have a lot of extenuating circumstances that have put a damper on it. Oh well, I'm going to try and make the best of it.

37 is the New 21

Well, I just officially turned 37. Show me the presents! FYI: 37 is the new 21. Just so you know.

CrazyDogMama Mad Libs

This is for all my nosy readers who don't like it when I'm "cryptic" in my posts.

1. Get over it.

2. I really, really love ________.

3. I want to _________ on a ________.

4. _______ is my obsession.

5. Late at night when I'm feeling restless, I __________.

6. If you ever meet me, I will ________________, and you'll love it.

7. When people tell me how and what to write in my blog without being asked I ___________.

8. Kiss my _____.

9. If I don't get ________, I will ___________.

10. I really want and gotta have ___________.

11. __________ is the ___________ of my life.


Love, Crazydogmama

Tidbits from my fragmented brain.

1. It is time for a break because about every 3rd minute I am staring off into space forgetting what I'm doing.

2. I am way tired.

3. I would do anything for a full body massage right now. With a glass of something on the side.

4. I'm starting not to care.

5. I am obsessing about something I shouldn't be obsessing about.

6. I think it is due time for something spectacular to happen to me. I'm waiting and ready.

7. I don't know what I'm going to do for dinner while I'm at work.

8. I don't know what time I'm going home.

9. I have a hole in my sock, and it is driving me batshit.

10. I need new underwear.

11. I'm still restless. And I don't like it.

12. I'm not looking forward to the holidays this year. Because of all the death in the last year. I probably won't talk about the holidays much this year. Just so you know.

14. Oh somebody please help me for God's sake, I've lost my mind.

Time Warp

Well, that was stupid. I started getting ready at 3 am, then decided to "lay back down for a few minutes" and didn't wake back up until 6 am. What a retard.

3 AM

I'm getting up. It's 3 am. I'm going to take a shower and get ready for work. I thought about it for a while and came up with an answer to my work behavior and left it in the last comment. Now if I could figure out one last thing I'd be in great shape! That's a complicated one though. At least I get to go to Cali on Sat, that will be fun. It's a nice escape. I'll think of it as a birthday trip.

Understanding Myself

Sorry guys. I've had a headache all day and never even made it to work. Now I'm stressed and will have to probably pull an all-nighter at work tomorrow. I don't know why I care so much, but I do. There are many things I don't understand about myself, and because of that it has been a bizarre weekend emotion-wise. I think I need to give up on understanding myself. I'll just roll with it. LOL.

Head Clutter

Trying to get some sleep. I actually need to go into work tomorrow to get things ready for the audit next week. Blah. I can't sleep. DAMNIT. Figures. Too much on my mind. I don't understand why I can't get certain things out of my head. Maybe I should slam myself with a 2x4.

Being Social

Since my restlessness was bugging me to no end, I decided to have some girly friends over to distract me. They brought food (bless them), and we socialized while doing stuff. Marianne worked on her scrapbook, Sandy knitted, and I installed software on my new laptop. I'm a freak, I know, but it's more fun to do that stuff with people around. Good times.

Xanax to go, please.

My mom said I need this T-shirt she saw:

"I'll take an extra large double mocha, a side of vodka and a Xanax to go please."

She knows me well. LOL. Gimme!

Hair Do

I'm trying a different hair do. I want to buy some of those pretty beaded hair sticks, the ones that look like fancy chop sticks. How's that for an exciting post?