Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Innovation

So apparently we don't have a lid for this pan.  LOL.  My mom, so clever.


Speaking of clever, I'm not so much.  I got a call from Corporate today, and I spoke with a manager who asked me to take the lead on a project.  OK, sure, no problem.  They want me to reconfigure our entire change process to make it more efficient.  Sure!  Just let me start messing with the coding for our 3 million dollar software!  Piece of cake!  Holy fucking shit.  Are you KIDDING me?  I'm the one that crashes it weekly, don't they know?  I knew there was going to be a catch to that atomic raise they gave me.  Fuuuuck.  Goodbye, life, nice knowing you.

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