I have HOT water!!! Finally!
I have never missed something so much...
I am going to take a nice...long...bubble bath. Ooooh the luxury. The steam. The pretty girly smells. Cold showers can really make you a lunatic, LET ME TELL YOU. Not that I had far to go.
Change of subject.
I'm finding that I'm very picky. (and you know what I mean) No one is cutting the mustard. So far it is fun and very interesting...making some good friends...but I think I'm a freak magnet. OK, not every guy I've talked with is necessarily a freak, but they just aren't good enough. And damnit, I'm not settling! I'm not even settling for a mediocre date - if they don't come up with something cool, forget it. (Disneyland is cool, so I'll do that one.) You never know until you really get to know someone, but I gotta "feel it". Not that I was expecting (nor wanting) this to be a quick or easy process, I'm just sayin'.
Can't afford cable....OUT.
In between jobs...OUT.
Wants to marry me after 2 emails...OUT.
Calls me incessantly...OUT.
Can't type a complete sentence...OUT.
Refers to himself in the 3rd person...OUT. (Wasn't that a Seinfeld episode? LOL)
Hellooooooo...normal guys....where are yooooou??? I'm not trying to be shallow or snobby or anything, I just have standards, that's all.
They say when you stop looking, THAT'S when it happens. OK. Maybe I'll give that a try - this is nuts.
OK, gotta run. Hot water awaits...