2. I'm watching reruns of 'The Big Bang Theory' which is quite possibly the best sitcom EVER.
3. I didn't get home from work until 8 pm. I feel a 60 hour week coming on.
4. My eyes hurt.
5. My dream last night almost made me fall out of bed. Maybe someday I will reveal some secret things about my dreams that might interest you.
6. I'm so tired I don't even feel like taking my clothes off.