Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Worst day EVER. Everyone is stupid everywhere. And mean. I even had an old crusty cop yelling at me for only driving 60 in the left lane. The speed limit is 55, fucker. He didn't give me a ticket, but he was YELLING at me. I used to be a cop. The only time I yelled was when a 400 pound Samoan asswipe was resisting arrest. Not a good idea otherwise - we live in the age of nutjobs who like to blow people away for shit like that. It was painful for me to say 'yes sir'. He wasn't even in his own territory. I would like to know on what planet you get a ticket for going too slow in the fast lane, when you are actually going 5 over the speed limit. WTF? So the people going 90 don't get irritated?

2 comments:

Kim said...

I hope you had a better day today :) Cops can suck big time (no offense) but I have come across one or two assholes being pulled over myself. I thought Jersey was bad but Florida is worse. But whatever. I never heard of getting pulled over going 5 miles too slow in the fast lane either (you would probably know more than anyone), what a dickhead, probably had nothing better to do. And yes, most people are fucking stupid, I honestly try not to deal with them most of the time, my cats are smarter than most people I know. Do I sound cranky at all today? Nah...

Cheryl said...

you sound perfectly normal to me...