It was pouring rain. I had to get gas on the way to work, and the first gas station I stopped at had no working pumps due to a power surge from the storm. Upon discovering this and getting back into my car, the edge of the gas station over-hang dumped a waterfall of water on top of my head. Only me. This would ONLY happen to me.
The commute was NUTS. It took me 3 hours to get to work, and I had to pee sooooo bad by the time I got there that my eyeballs were floating. Because I have to walk quite a few blocks from the parking garage to the building where I work, I wasn't going to make it so I stopped at the only open place I could find which was a Subway sandwich shop. I tried to run into their bathroom, but it was locked. LOCKED. I had to go to the counter and they said I had to BUY something to get the key. OMFG!!!! I bought a 54 cent mother fucking cookie so I could go pee. I almost threw my cookie at the clerk. Then my umbrella broke.
And you all wonder why I'm so grumpy all the time.