Sunday, January 18, 2009

My morning so far...


So I have a mentally retarded dog, Louie, who pees in his own bed. I woke up this morning to the lovely smell of urine because his little cheetah bed is next to mine. YUCK. Fortunately, I bought the kind of dog bed you can throw in the washer, or so it said. So I threw it in the washer. I am also apparently mentally retarded. Water came spewing out of the washer EVERYWHERE and it started going CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK, moved about a foot until its cord was yanked out of the wall, then shut off. Awesome.

This is the week from hell.

1 comment:

Ann(ie) said...

I agree. This past week needs a good swift kick in the ass.