Thursday, December 04, 2008

Why We Suck

A couple of things here. It took me 8 hours to nurse an eggnog latte. I KNOW! Maybe aliens abducted me and did something to me when I wasn't paying attention?

Then there's Denis Leary's new book, "Why We Suck", a title he stole from me. I love Denis Leary. I am meandering about in Costco, my favorite place to shop and hang out.

Why do we suck? Because we are fallen creatures who wander around confused and lost. I think I need to get a Costco hot dog now.

2 comments:

  1. it takes me five billion years to drink coffee beverages, so i can relate to the eight hour nursing deal....and i love denis leary! have you seen no cure for cancer? nyquel nyquel nyquel we love you you giant fucking q....lmao

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  2. LMAO! "Take some NyQuil and don't make any fucking plans!!"

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