I am by myself so this is fun. It is not bad enough to call 911 or make anyone drive all the way out here - I'll be fine. This isn't the first time I've hurt my back. It's just annoying. As soon as I can get up, I'll ice it and take some Alleve. That usually works.
Fuck, I feel stupid. "I've fallen and I can't get up!". Today, I am 90 years old.