I'm getting punchy. These are my favorite names of towns, roads, etc. so far...
Weed (of course)
Chowchilla (wtf is a chowchilla?)
Hilt (say HILT!!! like you are yuking up and it's funny. Maybe it is just me?)
Louie Road (cuz of Lou-dog!)
Easy Street (I would like to live there)
I also took a picture of my tongue so that I could say I was licking you, but it was too blurry. Sorry to disappoint, but just know that I am licking you in spirit.
This is what straight through road trips do to me. It is similar to tequila.