Nothing like getting a phone call at 5am...
When the phone rings that early, I jump 3 feet in the air. The first thought that enters my head is "OMG, who is dead or in the hospital?"
I rubbed the goo out of my eyes so that I could read the caller ID, and made out the name "Illinois". Illinois? Not Dave Smith or John Doe, but Illinois. I told Illinois to go to hell and to call back at a decent hour. Besides, I'm waiting for a call from Florida.
I'm going back to bed. I'll amaze you all later with my wit. Meh.