Friday, June 20, 2008

The best part of waking up is NOT Folgers in your cup...

Folgers tastes like dirt. It's dirt coffee. I have no problems admitting that I am a coffee snob. It has to be GOOD gourmet coffee/espresso, or nothing. Also, the best part of waking up is...nothing. It's usually the time where reality hits me, and, well, my reality kinda bites right now. But anyway, back to my snobbery. (Is that a word? It is now.) The one redeeming thing about the morning for me is rolling up to my favorite coffee stand where the girl (Amy) knows exactly what I want - I don't have to say anything! It's awesome. This morning, however, there was a new girl working. Oh no! What do I order? I can't remember! The girl asked me what I would like and I just stared at her like a deer caught in the headlights. "I don't know!" I had to think about it for a minute and finally got it out. It doesn't taste the same, though, and I'm all pissy about it. Grrr.

The snob thing also applies to food. I like gourmet food. Good food. Expensive food. I love to cook it, eat it and take pictures of it. Yes, I do eat junk food too, especially lately, but I'm even picky about that. For instance, my frozen burritos. They have to be a certain brand - and can only be bean and cheese. The thought of eating a frozen burrito with mystery meat in it grosses me out. I also have to have a certain type of taco sauce with it, or forget it. I'm the same way with macaroni and cheese. It MUST be Kraft DELUXE or nothing. If you try to give me that crap with powdered cheese, you will be surgically removing it from your rectum later. Don't even get me started with pizza. They closed down my beloved pizza place where I live and now I'm stuck with Dominos or Paoli's. Yuck. The sauce sucks, the crust sucks - it just sucks. I used to like Godfather's pizza, but they closed them all. I hate most all pizza places now and always regret spending the ridiculous $25 to get one. Papa Murphy's bake your own is the only half way decent one I can tolerate right now.

I know, high maintenance. I'm definitely high maintence about this. Other things, not as much. I just like what I like and want what I want. I could care less what brand my pants are. As long as they are not on inside out. ;-D

These are the current books I have my eyeballs on...NEED NEED! A master Italian chef I used to work for said "If you can master your sauces, you can make a table taste good..."




4 comments:

Ann(ie) said...

I am the same way. I'm a huge coffee snob and pizza snob (I cannot stand Dominos) and I like one kind of burrito, too. Reesers bean and cheese. mmmmmmmm! I need to git me some of those! I love that Matt watches the food channel and tries things out on me. It's enjoyable being the guinea pig. I'm gaining weight like a mofo, but whatever.

yeah, I said mofo.

Crazydogmama said...

YES!! Reeser's Bean & Cheese!!! We sooo connect on the eating level. :) Do you use La Victoria mild taco sauce on them??? M.U.S.T Try. YUM.

Ann(ie) said...

Is it chunky? If it's not chunky I must try. They rock with a bigass side of sour cream!!!!! mmmmmmmmmm. Actually the burrito is on the side and the sour cream fills much of the plate. 8)

Crazydogmama said...

Due! That taco sauce is as smooth as a baby's ass! You'll LOVE it! Very flavorful! Will go nice with the sour cream.

I am having a burrito for breakfast. Yes, I am.