Friday, May 23, 2008

REALLY stupid pictures of me

Its Friday night and this is how lame I am: I am organizing all the pictures I have on my computer; well, trying to at least. I'm very anal retentive about organization and I have pictures everywhere all over the place and its driving me nuts. I came across some that just made me shake my head. I'm so retarded. I thought you all might get a good chuckle.

Me getting out of my work uniform in the employee bathroom after waiting tables at Morgan's. My friend Patty thought it would be funny to hang it on the bulletin board in the office. It was super - and look at the dorky look on my face. At least I was tan.

I was trying to get a picture of my hair highlights. This is me back in 2005 at my old job. I kinda look freaky.

Me trying on hats at a street fair. I thought the purple velvet one with the white flower looked good. Yeah.

OK, first, what the hell was I thinking with the SOCKS? Let's not talk about my ass here. Just leave that alone. I was camping with a bunch of friends and Edwin is the one carrying me. And NO, he was NOT my boyfriend. Never was. Just a friend.

And finally, this is me at the police academy at the shooting range. I got yelled at here for my bad form. Legs too far apart (get your brain out of the gutter). I was really determined to be a badass, but I still run from spiders. I also got shot in the leg that day. Well, I caught a richochet bullet. It was neat. Makes you have great faith in our law enforcement personnel and justice training centers, no? We will not discuss the spandex shorts over black tights. We will NOT.


Anonymous said...

What happened to your leg after you got hit with the bullet?

- KS

P.S. I like that top picture!

Crazydogmama said...

Nothing - it just grazed it. Scared the crap out of me is all it really did. I don't even have a scar.

You like the dorky-face pic, huh? hehe.

stick shaker said...

was edwin your boyfriend? lol

those are fun pics...its fun looking back...

i do want to talk about the black spandex though. i think you should reconsider.

Crazydogmama said...

Hole, Darling, you're not listening. What did I say about the spandex? We are not discussing. I no longer own any spandex.