Saturday, May 17, 2008

I don't like my porn name and I'm all bummed. **Correction. Not "Porn name", "Prison Bitch Name". My mistake.

This blog has been entirely too serious and depressing lately, so I'm going to get over myself and go with this...

Hot Hole and Juicy Ass (my awesome girly friends 'Hole' and 'Juice') have great prison bitch names and mine is supposed to be "Busty Lipps". What the hell kind of name is that?? For short, 'Busty?' 'Lipps?' Gay. You all have to help me with this because it is of the utmost importance. Some of you may resist this process because you might think you are proper and nice and stuff, but you aren't. You are as ridiculous as the rest of us, you just have to let your inner nympho out. Trust me, everyone should have a porn/prison bitch name. I'm open to all ideas. Crazydogmama is NOT a porn or prison bitch name. Just so you know.

Jim came in while I was typing this. His idea is "Busty Scoops", Scoops for short. I have never heard breasts referred to as "scoops" before, but I guess you learn something new everyday. Let's hear it peeps...come on...

5 comments:

Ann(ie) said...

Those would be our prison bitch names, due. My porn name is way saucier. ;) I just went out there to play around to put in different name combos. Matt's is herr homo....hehe....but anyway, getting back on track here are some I came up with via the generator. My brain is fried from the sun so I have none of my own creativity.

fruity pebbles
Sugar Plum Fairy
Cunt Skank (cuz everyone wants to be called that????)
Asspick
Cum Bucket (ha!....or not)
Self-Toucher (a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do)
Sweet Lips (awwww)
Salad Tosser
Cock Gobler (hehe)

8)
Here to help!
J.

Crazydogmama said...

Asspick? Salad Tosser? LOL. Someone came up with Sugar Pussy. That one made me roll. Do you feel 12 years old? Cuz I do. HA. Sometimes that is better than feeling 80.

stick shaker said...

ok....i don't think this should be your name but i instantly started laughing when i got to "asspick"....lmao... otherwise i have no clue...my creativity is non existent, thats why i used a name generator...and juicer the better is supposed to be working on a dominatrix name and now suddenly everyone is demanding her assistance. i am not ok with this people. ;-) lol

Anonymous said...

You can call me "cave man" if you want, because I definitely have a little caveman attitude. This video explains things a little better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlRXQEA0yj0

I haven't figured out whether you are the cave woman who swims away, or "Bertha Butt".

- KS

Crazydogmama said...

OMG - LMAO!

Caveman, huh? hehe...

I am most definately a "Bertha Butt" in more than one way...

So would we call me "Bertha" or "Butt"? HA!