Drunk with Power
They gave me super powers at work. I really like it! Apparently when I get frustrated and angry I scare people. Go figure. I now have the ability to see any and all files that anyone in the company has open on their computer AND the ability to CLOSE THOSE FILES AT WILL so that I can do with them what I need to. Let me tell you how much fun it was running around the building trying to figure out who had stuff open - or waiting to get an email response back. It stopped me in my tracks to get things done. I can sit here now and do my evil cackle and say "delete! delete! delete!" "I've shut you down!"
So much fun.