Totally funny, yet totally serious...
What would you say to an officer that pulled you over for not wearing your seatbelt?
Me? Tell him you are on your period and your breasts are too sore.
Works every time. :)
In other news, I ended up working Sunday too - after a nice long 12 hour Saturday. I am finally free (for the whole rest of the night!) and I think I'm going to ask for many days off to drink margaritas, my friends. Any joiners? (Nichole, perhaps you could come up early?)