Big Pile of Hate
I was too pissy to celebrate Halloween this year. I had no want to feed the local asshole teenagers (who do not even dress up) candy, because all they do is vandalize me. They have ripped my tree-border to shreds and thrown it in the street, broken branches off of my poor little innocent tree and egged my house. I have never done anything to anyone. This is the first year I haven't given out candy, and this morning, I woke up to my entire front fence knocked down and trashed. Nice, eh? I have no $$ to fix it. I will be filing a police report this afternoon as well as calling the homeowner's association to inform them that they will be notifying everyone that Crazydogmama has fucking had it. HAD. IT. Keep the little fuckers inside cuz I'm going on the hunt. You think I'm kidding? Friday night I will be staking out the neighborhood with a camera and a BB gun.