Wednesday, October 10, 2007

What have I been up to?

I've been smashing my fucking thumb, that's what. We have these big, heavy filing cabinets at work that you have to throw your body weight into to close. When I rammed my shoulder into the top drawer like a football player practicing on those big heavy bags, I forgot the tiny detail that was my thumb in the way. OMFG. I must have jumped up and down shaking my hand like a crazy freak for 10 minutes shouting some very colorful sentences. It went something like this:

"FUCK! FUCK! FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT SON OF A MOTHERFUCKING BITCH!"

Anyway, I almost passed out because the pain was unbelievable. I fractured my wrist once and it didn't hurt this bad. Let me tell you how much you use your right thumb. A LOT. I bump it on something every 4 seconds or so and yelp like a banshee. Oh, by the way, "bump" means lightly brushing up against anything. It is all purple and black, and the picture doesn't even come close to showing the mess that is my cuticle. OUCH, people, OUCH. Do not try this at home.

10 comments:

  1. Ewwwwwww!!!!!!!

    I don't even want to imagine how much that hurt! :(

    Ice it!

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  2. Anonymous9:42 AM

    ouch!

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  3. I'm not hating, I'm just lazy...due, that sounds hella hella painful....and your "colorful" sentences probably didn't even do it justice.

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  4. ow ow ow ow owie!!!

    =(

    Totally something I'd do.

    LOVE me that sentence. I will be stealing it. Just FYI.

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  5. Oh yes!!! That would hurt like hell!!!! Ya poor bugger.

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  6. Anonymous4:34 PM

    oh god yes blood under a nail hurts like a mo' fo.... the pressure of it all. i've seen where people had to get a little hole drilled in their nail before to let it out, it hurt so bad. but don't try THAT at home. haha ~nichole

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  7. Oh man, ouch!

    Just how loud did you yell and is the office used to your colorful language?

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  8. everyone at work felt sorry for me, so the colorful language was overlooked. I'm sure no one was surprised, though. ;-D

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  9. you've been smashing your thumb for an awfully long time due.

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  10. Anonymous11:21 PM

    yo..i can't believe the comment i wrote about your thumb..talk about fate? ~nichole

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