Tuesday, October 31, 2006


I am really having a dilemma on whether or not I will give out the two HUGE bags of candy I got from Costco tonight to those damn punk teenage kids who DON'T EVEN DRESS UP any more - they just come to the house, ring the doorbell 50 times in a row - make the dogs nuts - and then stand there with their pants hanging down to their knees saying "Trick or Treat dude". I don't know if I can take it. I think I will just eat all the candy myself and risk the vandalism. Fuck 'em. Get a job. The only thing I will miss are the really cute 2 year-olds in the lion and dinosaur costumes. I'm not a kid person, but damn they are cute. I remember last year when my husband was dressed as Leatherface with blood all over him, and this cute little tiny girl was smiling at him and wanted to touch his deformed face. I melted. All the other ones cried and screamed, but I wanted to adopt that little angel!!

Louie is also quite fixated on the candy. I will not let him have any because as you know chocolate is poison to dogs, but that little fuz-butt follows me around, tries to lick the chocolate off of my lips and climbs up onto the coffee table to steal the candy wrappers and run with them into his crate for safe keeping. Ahhh, Halloween.

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Headaches, Hair Products and Hunger

So yesterday was interesting. I had a migraine headache from hell. It was one of those headaches where you want to turn all the lights off, have it be incredibly quiet and lay down so you don't throw up. Of course I was at work where the lights are brighter than a fricking football stadium, everybody was running around nuts and LOUD and I couldn't lay down because it was hella-busy. Ugh. Driving home was fun - I was seeing spots and weird colors. And for EXTRA fun, they are doing construction on the road up to my house and they have it detoured about 10 minutes out of the way. Yeeeeeehaw.

All better today, but I had to tell you about Christmas in the company bathroom. There is this girl who bought all of this fancy foo-foo hair product and face stuff and decided she was never going to use it, and instead of throwing it away, she put it all in the bathroom at work and told us to take it away! We're talking Aveda, Bed Head, Clinique, etc. I WAS SOO ALL OVER THAT. I'm stocked now!

And lastly. I'm hungry. I'm always hungry. I can't get my mind off food. Especially comfort food. I want turkey and stuffing and mashed potatoes and ham and scalloped potatoes and gravy and.....I don't think I'm gonna make to Thanksgiving. Want. stuffing. NOW.

Thursday, October 19, 2006

My Happy Little Viking

We were trying on hats in Leavenworth, and Jim is silly.

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Crazydogmama fall down and go boom.

My new "I hate the mother-f****** treadmill so I'm going to play Racquetball instead" idea is sucking today. My feet stopped abruptly on the court, and the rest of me didn't. I landed hard on my right knee. I got the shot, though, I'll have you know. My knee is purple and pounding right now and I'm getting a headache. *Sigh* I'm such an R-Tard.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Well, isn't this special...
Another Meme from Yerdoingitwrong:

1. When you look at yourself in the mirror, what's the first thing you think?
Holy CRAP.
2. How much cash do you have on you?
34 cents.
3. What's a word that rhymes with "TEST"?
4. Favourite planet?
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile phone?
6. What is your favourite ring on your phone?
The theme from "Halloween" the movie
7. What clothes are you wearing?
Black slacks, lavender shirt, black shoes
8.Do you label yourself?
Yeah, but I hate peeling them off.
9. Name the brand of your shoes you're currently wearing right now?
10. Bright or Dark Room?
I like dark rooms.
11. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Trying to sleep.
12. What did your last text message you received say?
No one text messages me. I think I'll go eat worms.
13. What's a saying that you say a lot?
"Shut up."
14. Who told you they loved you last?
15. Last furry thing you touched?
16. How Many Drugs Have You Done In The Past three Days?
17. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
18. Favourite age you have been so far?
21 & 22
19. Your worst enemy?
20. What is your current desktop picture?
Trees turning colors.
21. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"Sure." In response to the question "Are we going to the gym today?"
22. If you had to choose between a million dollars or to be able to change a major regret?
Show me the money.
23. Do you like someone?
24. The last song you listened to?
'My Sharona' by The Knacks