Tuesday, July 11, 2006

My Spoiled Rotten Little Brat

That would be Louie. We have been on a tight budget lately, so I bought some less expensive dog food. Not CHEAP food, mind you, just less expensive. Usually, the brats are fed the highest quality dog food I can find, one that has flax seed oil and duck as main ingredients. (Good for the coat.) Lou and Mags did fine for about 2 weeks and inhaled the food like normal in about 20 seconds. The past few days, however, Louie has decided that this food isn't good enough for him. I pour it in his dish, he sniffs it, and then looks back up at me like, "Are you kidding me?" He takes one bite, then walks away huffing and pouts for about an hour. He only takes one bite at a time so that he doesn't starve to death. He accidentally dropped a piece of food in his water, and then he WOULDN'T DRINK THE WATER because, you know, EWW. So, he went and drank Maggie's water. Little fucker. He is now ignoring me and won't listen to a word I say. I am apparently being punished for feeding him crap food.

Oh, and BTW, Louie is not sick. I was eating toast the other day and when I went to go turn the stove off (gone 30 seconds or so) Louie had jumped up on the coffee table and devoured it before I got back.

6 comments:

  1. HA! Serves your right for feeding them crap. Good job!

    That's for laughing at my plaid suit.

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  2. I think I'm gonna buy Louie a plaid doggie outfit and call him Dan.

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  3. And he will be the cutest thing EVER! Just feed him good dog food cheap ass.

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  4. Anonymous10:59 AM

    Picture him as a swearing, naked toddler and you have Mini-Me.

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  5. Poor Lou. Tell him aunt yerdoingitwrong will bring him some bacon soon.

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  6. Anonymous4:27 AM

    Look at that face!! How can you deny him anything?! What a cutie.

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