Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Just Another Day in Paradise

So how am I, you ask? Well, let's see...

Today driving to work I threw up on myself. Yes, I know. It just came UP. I had to drive back home and change my shirt. Good thing I didn't eat breakfast. I left a McDonalds bag full of bile on my driveway. Yummy, huh? Who says I'm not feminine and cute and shit.

I also have CRAMPS FROM HELL. The up-side? I'm not pregnant.

I'm a little grumpy today. Leave me alone.


NoRemorse42 said...

Yikes. Hope things get better. Sucks about the cramps thing. Sorry Jim, hang in there.

Oh, regarding my comment on the last blog, HAHAHAHA. Did you get married in the 80's or 90's?

Just playing. I figured I would kick you while you are down. You and yerdoingitwrong look hot and Jim doesn't look a day over 17.

colleen said...

So was it a full on throw up or one of those really wet burps that escapes the boundaries?

Either way, yuck. I hate throwing up almost more than anything.

Cheryl said...

It was Full-on, baby. I had only had some water and meds, but it was a mess nonetheless. GROSS GROSS GROSS. I hate throwing up too, and I seem to do it a lot. It was one of those "oh shit..." moments.

yerdoingitwrong said...

oh girlie. That sucks. You're a better person than me. I probably would have called and whined to my boss and then promptly crawled back into bed. Feel bettah!