Just Another Day in Paradise
So how am I, you ask? Well, let's see...
Today driving to work I threw up on myself. Yes, I know. It just came UP. I had to drive back home and change my shirt. Good thing I didn't eat breakfast. I left a McDonalds bag full of bile on my driveway. Yummy, huh? Who says I'm not feminine and cute and shit.
I also have CRAMPS FROM HELL. The up-side? I'm not pregnant.
I'm a little grumpy today. Leave me alone.