Why I am all pissy and cranky today
1. The doggie urine-cleaner I bought yesterday for 8 bucks exploded in my new SUV.
2. I was charged for 2 cases of diet coke at Costco instead on 1 (losing another 8 bucks), and there is not a FUCKING THING I CAN DO ABOUT IT.
3. My hair is all twirly and out of control.
4. I spilled olive oil on my shirt and can't get it out, and I'm walking around the office today looking like I'm lactating.
5. Its only Wednesday.
6. I'm not sick, but I am choking on my snot nonetheless.
7. I'm sweating even though it is 50 degrees out today.
8. My socks don't match.
9. My pants are too long.
10. I'm broke until the 14th.