Thursday, August 11, 2005

Don't Call Me Stupid.
That is my thing. Do not EVER call me stupid. (in a serious way - not like "Come on, stupid! Let's go!) You can call me ugly, fat, blonde, crazy, bitchy, sarcastic, whatever...just not stupid. GOT IT? I will pound on you. HARD. Until you are a quivering mass of pounded flesh. You could say that I will 'get medieval on your ass'. If you call me stupid electronically, I will pound you electronically. Or find you and pound you physically. I have my ways. and you know I could totally kick your ass with all that anger and adrenaline.

Why, you ask? I don't know. Its just a thing with me. I see red, go berzerk, flip-out. Now, I realize I'm not an Einstein over here or anything, but I have a college degree and all that blah, blah, blah. (Don't expect me to type complete sentences and use correct grammar in my blog, though. K?) It just really BUGS THE HELL OUT OF ME. It has only happened a few times in my life, but still, I'm just sayin'.

Oh, and don't hurt my dogs. That, my friend, would be armegeddon for you.

(Note: Out of the blue, ask one of your co-workers how to spell armegeddon and watch their reaction. LOL! )

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