Sunday, July 31, 2005

Its too freaking HOT. I'm melting. Its like a 100 damn degrees here today. I know some of you who live in Texas or Arizona are like "yeah, so", but I can't handle it much above 75. I get all dizzy and pukey. I have no pool - no air conditioning, no nothing. I have a small put-in-the-window air conditioner in my bedroom that is sputtering - cuz it can't even handle today. I'm all crabby and sweaty. The dogs wouldn't even go outside today. Its really hard to get excited about working out in weather like this. The gym has air conditioning, but just the thought of getting UP OFF THE COUCH sounds like entirely too much work. I feel like I have peed my pants, but its not pee. YUCK.

Thursday, July 28, 2005

My dog is "Special Needs"
So, last night after coming home from drinking fuzzy martini's (yes, on a work night, shut up) I proceeded to join my hubby on the back porch for a nightcap. It is there where Maggie, my completely retarded dog, stared up at moths hitting the porch light for an hour. AN. HOUR. without even moving. Just standing there, staring UP. I tried to look at the light for about 5 seconds to try and capture the magic, but all it did was make me see spots. How could she even see anything? I kept telling her that the moths were too high, but she just ignored me. I could have been wearing a porkchop necklace and she still wouldn't have budged. It was kinda funny, though, watching her - like a statue.

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Something you don't hear everyday...

A 5.6 earthquake in Montana. Montana?

Monday, July 25, 2005

The Devil's Rejects
I so totally have to see this. Maybe tonight. Roger Ebert gave this horror flick by Rob Zombie a B!!! Can you believe it? Cool...blood, guts, vomiting...the works. Haven't seen a decent horror movie since the remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Zombie's first movie (House of 1000 Corpses) didn't do much for me - although I still added it to my dvd collection. This is my favorite 'still' so far:

Sunday, July 24, 2005

I want to be sedated
You know, the Ramones song? Yeah, I'm listening to that right now. and its true. I spent 7 hours (7 HOURS!) cleaning the carpet in my front room yesterday, and today I WANT TO BE SEDATED. I got up at 9am. We went out for breakfast at 11am. We came home at noon. I went back to bed. Just woke up. Shit, now I won't be able to sleep tonight. The carpet looks good, though.

I haven't posted a pic of my new SUV yet cuz its always dirty (and its black), so that simply won't do...So, here is pic of me enjoying my sun roof instead:

Now I'm listening to "Creep" by Radiohead:

...You're so fucking special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here
I don't belong here...

Yeah, its that kind of night.

Thursday, July 14, 2005

OK, I totally wiped out my links somehow. Whoops. I've tried to put the list back together based on who has linked me and the ones I can remember at the moment - but I'm sure the list is not complete - SO DON'T HAVE HURT FEELINGS. If you want me to link you back, and you don't see your site - just let me know.
The Hamster Dance
I know its old news, but this funky little song just jazzes me. I pulled out ALL of my cd's last night to start making some Crazydogmama mixes for the car/workouts. I came across the Hamster Dance and it just totally cracked me up - I found it on a cd my stepson had made. So, if you can visualize this, I was groovin' in the kitchen making Louie dance with me. My husband was rolling on the ground laughing at the freakshow, and well, I think I pulled something. Gah. ANYWAY, I'll put up some of the mixes I made soon so you can truly know what weirdo I really am. I like everything, and the cd's make no sense whatsoever. It will go something like, "At Last" by Etta James, to "Sweet Child O' Mine" by Guns and Roses. Yeah, I know. Its THAT bad.

Friday, July 08, 2005

Ding, Dong, My Dumbass Neighbors Are Gone!
They moved, they moved!! You remember, the ones I hated? The ones that did all the breeding and were snobby and stupid? They're Goooooone! Weeeeeee! ParTAY! Now we just need some TEQUILA....MOM.
My Mom
Hi Ma! I know you read my blog, so this entry is for you. I promise I won't use any swear words. Before I start, I want to say "I love you!"...cuz I do.

Thank you so very much for bringing the yummy Margarita mix/tequila to my little 4th of July party. We had a great time! and also thank you for leaving the margarita mix. But you took the tequila home. YOU TOOK THE TEQUILA. What kind of mom are you? :)

Saturday, July 02, 2005

Headline: "Neighborhood woman seen holding her dog at gunpoint"
At squirt-gunpoint, that is. Let me share with you how squirt-gun training has progressed with Louie. Jim was trying to get Louie to "shake!" last night. He learned shake! when he was a puppy. Louie was apparently in a pissy mood last night and was refusing to shake! for my husband. I said "watch this". I grabbed the squirt gun, pointed it at Lou (without squirting any water) and said shake!. Paw went up. I repeat: The. paw. went. up.

Later that night, I let the dogs out potty. Louie was dawdling. I got the gun and pointed. "Potty! Now!" I said. Sooner or later someone is going to call someone about me, I think.