Does it even surprise you anymore?
This is the picture that my tax person has on the front of his brochure:
All I can say is, that pup better get me a helluva return this year...I need it BAD. I'm running out of 20$ hair conditioner, my nails need to be done and my car needs to be detailed. (all the dog hair). Don't look at me like that - I quit smoking! Damnit.