Tuesday, December 07, 2004

Fa-la-la-la-fucking-la
I'm grumpy as all hell. Who invented Christmas lights? They should be shot. Our tree is shaped all funny and looks bent at the top. Got all the lights on it, and OF COURSE they didn't all work. Took the lights off and put more on. Now, because of a nice little mother-fucking windstorm, half of the lights on my house don't work. Our house looks retarded. How fitting.

Went to get the oil changed in my car. I was expecting to pay about 30$ for the full service. It cost $300 because there were several things wrong with it. Of course. Now the Christmas budget is blown. Nobody is getting shit. Then, after all was fixed on the car, on the way home I RAN OVER A DOG. Yes, that's right folks, Crazydogmama hit and killed a poor defenseless dog. I am horrified and depressed. and a piece on my car is bent. DAMN IT. This will be FOUR animals I have now hit with my car in 3 years. Two deer, two dogs. Just call me the grim reaper.

Are you in the holiday spirit now? Good. I thought so. Meh.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You poor thing! I started laughing when I read your fa-la-la comment, but then realized you got more serious as your post went on. Please don't be so hard on yourself, it was an accident.
And things will get better, you just went through a rough patch, and considering how much and how hard you work, you are just a little worn down. Can you do something nice for yourself? Even a small thing, like a hot bath with candles and a glass of wine, followed by a good nights sleep and a great iced mocha~that might help just a little bit? :)
I check in every few days, so I can see how you are doing. :)
Take care and I really truly hope you have a Happy Holiday~

Anonymous said...

oh gah! hitting the dog was like whipped cream on a crap cake. I'm so bummed for you...but hey things are looking up. we have the holidays and dysfunctional holiday family gatherings in colorado to attend..

err wait. that's MY horrible life. ~yogagirl

Anonymous said...

Poor Crazy Dogmama! What a horribly bitchy day! I agree with the bubble bath/glass of wine idea (or bottle, WTH)

Sorry to hear about the car. That's the main reason I'm putting off taking it somewhere for the oil change/winterize. I'm hoping CoolGuy will get off his duff and do it.
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