Need a good laugh?
After finding this website, I laughed like I haven't laughed in a long time. This statement alone made me choke on my spit:
>I paid $400.65 for a doggie door that The Jake won't use. Well, to be fair he'll use it if I hold it open. Which is something, I guess. Because that's what I had in mind when I wrote the check; a contraption that would cost fat cash, destroy my door, and not dissuade my dog from crapping in the dining room. Awesome.<