A couple more things...
about the picture below. First, this is probably the only picture of me taken as a child with clothes on. I was naked-child. No matter where we were, or what we were doing, I was taking my clothes off and running around like a porn star. It was hot, dammit. Things haven't changed much, except I pretty much keep my nakedness at home because I have fat. Everyone better hope I don't get all ripped and skinny.
Second, I wish my hair was still THAT. BLONDE. I spend untold thousands on keeping my hair blonde. Its maddening.
Third, HEY MOM - HOW COME THERE ISN'T ANYTHING IN MY FREAKIN' EASTER BASKET??? HUH? HUH??
I haven't painted all week. My house just remains a complete disaster that we have dug a maze through so we can move around. There is a chair in the hallway that we haven't moved - we just squeeze past it. How sad is that?
There are no words to describe how much I don't want to be at work today. It is supposed to be in the 90's this weekend in Seattle, which means it will be in the 100's at my house. I have no air conditioning. I will be very grumpy.