You know you have a problem when...
..you drive in 4th gear on the freeway because shifting into 5th gear would get in the way of your HUGE iced mocha in the cupholder,
..you would rather be late to work than skip breakfast,
..you run into the bathroom at work and stay there for 20 minutes to avoid having to visit with a mother and her new baby..or worse, to avoid having to hold the infant *shutter*,
..you seriously consider canceling your cell phone for 2 months so you can afford to get your hair colored.