Sleeping with dogs
OK, first get your mind out of the gutter. That's yicky.
Since Jim got hurt, he has been sleeping in his recliner instead of the bed, so the pups get a little vacation from the crates and get to sleep in Crazydogmama's bed. It has been interesting, to say the least.
Maggie: Maggie is a rock. A warm rock with fur. Think about what sleeping with a rock would be like - and that describes it.
Louie: Louie is a tempermental little butthole. If I touch him or nudge him, he grunts and growls. He turns around in a circle at least 50 times before laying down - then lets out a big huff. He SNORES. LOUD. He audibly farts. He barks in his sleep with his little mouth closed. It sounds just like water dripping somewhere.
If either one of them hears the slightest noise, its like a barking circus stampede.