If you are wondering what to get those people in your life who have everything (besides a kick in the ass for having everything), here are some suggestions:
Fat Mama's Knock You Naked Margarita Mix
Chicken Enema Cooker
Super Hero Jewelry (Men wear this too - surf the sight & you'll see!)
If they have any of these things already, I guess you are SOL. I have these things on my Christmas list (and I certainly don't have everything - not even close) so if you are so inclined...